1) God -bete, mannat maang.
Man -please mujhe phir se unmarried kar do.
God – beta ‘mannat’ maangne ko kaha hai, “Jannat” nahi !
2) A man was granted two wishes by God,
He asked for the best drink & the best woman ever.
Next moment he got mineral water & Mother Teresa.
3) Wife to Santa: “You don’t love me at all”
Santa points towards their five children and says “Do you think
I downloaded them from Google? “
4) Beta: Papa meri teacher kitni mast hai na!
Father: Beta teacher maa ke baraber hoti hai.
Beta: Aap to hamesha apni hi khushi dekhte ho.
5) There are 3 kinds of men in this world.
Some remain single and make wonders happen.
Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.
Rest get married and wonder what happened!
6) Wives are magicians.
They can change anything into an argument
7) Women live a Better, Longer & Peaceful Life, as compared to men. WHY?
A very INTELLIGENT Sardar replied: Women don’t have a wife!
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1 Sharabi Ankho ka Dan karne ke liye gaya
Doctor ne Pucha : Kuch Kahena Chahate Ho
Sharabi : Jise Lagao Use Bata Dena Ye Do Pek k Badd hi khulti hai
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Train me ek Sardar ka 50 Rs Kho Gaya
Tabhi ek Musalman Bola
"Yaa Allah Bismillah"
Sardar : Abe 20 Tuje mila to baaki ka 30 Kaha Gaya ?
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Sardar ki Beti : Papa kal Apke Ghar se 1 Member kum ho jayega
Next Day Sardar ki beti bhag gayi
Sardar : Ladki ne kam to galat kiya per thi wo jyotishi
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Ameer ne Gareeb se Puchha
Sex mahenat he yaa maza ?
Gareeb bola
Sahebji Zarur Maza hi hoga
Warna Mehnat hoti to aap log ye b humse hi karwate
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Santa : Ye sent message kya hota hai ?
Banta : kar di na bewakufo vali bat ?
Sent msg ka matalab hota hai " khusbu wala message"